Enough About Me, What Do You Think Of Me?

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:02:00 GMT

13:50 Getting used to seeing through my thick fringe and really would like some links to places that sell cute hats please. #cutehats #
14:19 @EddieVukovic feel the BURN. what did you do? #
19:52 @EddieVukovic If you want me to write up a program for you, more than happy mate. Supersets = Key . #
20:14 Just spent twenty minutes filing my nails down so I could play guitar. Hand now too cramped to play as a result. #

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Fri, 24 Apr 2009 13:02:24 GMT

09:25 Another day, another hazlenut cappaccino. Am reading The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody. Fitting. #
09:58 @dphourigan I am sublimating my disgrace through sugar and artificial flavour. #
15:55 #followfriday @dphourigan @EddieVukovic @mikestuchbery @Dusty_1 @Healthlawyer @JustinianNews #
16:19 Violently regretting that last banana muffin, and looking forward to writing for Macabre Melbourne. #macabremelbourne #

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Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:02:31 GMT

09:15 Is it too early to say I'm addicted to the hazlenut cappacinos from my work coffee machine? Is addiction too strong a word? Hum. #
09:45 @dphourigan no i think the cigarettes I've been chain-smoking this past week might be a fetish :( Coffee just sublimated endulgence. #
10:24 My Twitter personality: ordinary sociable cautious My style: quiet coherent LURKER twanalyst.com/cerdes #

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Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:03:48 GMT

13:42 Back on Twitter and wandering whether should join the 'civilian corps'! cli.gs/dt9Nh3 #
14:05 @EddieVukovic would rather not think about Kev's stimulus package if you don't mind #
14:12 @EddieVukovic yes, note the lack of 'stimulus' in your descriptor #
14:20 @EddieVukovic you mean like the ladies at the NY strip bar he is said to have attended? #
15:07 Currently meditating on my misuse of 'wandering'. #

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Thu, 09 Apr 2009 13:03:36 GMT

15:12 @haemorrhoidjoe awesome collection of hot cross bun recipes: poprl.com/0Fdu tried to find you today!! oh well have great easter!! #

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Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:02:20 GMT

14:33 @starloz hello miss weight loss extraordinairre! i wana lose too & wondering i could take a peek at your eating diary? if not i understand! #
16:42 @starloz cerdes@gmail.com thanks! :) #
22:21 @starloz Hey sweetie, didn't get your email :( It is cerdes@gmail.com :) thanks! #
22:21 @starloz Never mind I just saw you posted a link to your diary anyway :) hope you are well will try to get to your 21st sweets #

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Tue, 07 Apr 2009 13:02:54 GMT

08:35 Beautiful Melbourne day. So pleased to be back. #
08:42 @haemorrhoidjoe Yes and I was in your building yesterday for a job interview! did not call as still don't have mobile phone :( #
08:42 @haemorrhoidjoe How great would it be if we worked in same building... again? #
08:56 @haemorrhoidjoe Not too bad. Am qualified for job but they may have someone better in line. cant wait to finally catch up #
12:17 RT @JustinianNews: $US12.6 million damages verdict not voided by twittering juror. cli.gs/t9sN1y #
14:15 @haemorrhoidjoe what you doing at lunch time on thursday? :) #

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bye bye baby

Sun, 19 Oct 2008 16:40:56 GMT

my lucy lou. best little mate in the world.

Sat, 15 Apr 2006 00:51:09 GMT

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology,
and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."

He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another rink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, Bathurst1000, cricket, supermodels, favourite fast foods, guns, and hot chicks.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slowly..."So...............ya gonna follow the Lions again this year?"

this is fun

Wed, 16 Jun 2004 04:19:36 GMT

Let's assume for a minute that niveau applies for a promotion. I'm using Daniel as an example because he works in the public sector (that being a university) and would be covered by the legislation I'm rambling about. I'm keeping it real, yo.

Right, so little Daniel has toddled off to Head of the Naval-Gazing Faculty and is interviewed for a senior position (that being Deputy Dean of the Conceptually Challenged).

However, Penelope Turnip (currently working as a counsellor for the 'existentialist crisis' faculty helpline), has also applied for the same job! *Gasp* Oh No!

Daniel is understandably upset. After all, he just happens to know Penelope has a drinking problem (are we at all surprised?). In fact, it's common knowledge that Ms Turnip is one hell of a drinker (as evidenced by attendees of the Faculty's annual "Intellectuals, Imbibe!" party).

Well, Penelope gets the job. And Daniel is suitably pissed off. He wants answers, dammit. But the Faculty won't hand over the documents which outlined their deliberative process in deciding who gets the position - Penelope or Daniel. To do so would show that the Faculty DID know she had a drinking problem, but came to the conclusion they would employ her anyway as they were satisfied it wouldn't affect her work performance.

Now Daniel decides to make a Freedom of Information application.

YOU are the decision-maker. Do you give the information to Daniel? Or don't you?

In making your decision, we will assume that the documents ARE personal affairs. What you have to decide, is whether there are any PUBLIC INTEREST considerations which FAVOUR disclosure anyway. And what PUBLIC INTEREST considersations favour NON-disclosure?

In any case, you are the public. Do you think Penelope's battle with the booze is important for you to know about? Keep in mind, Penelope's job is a public one.

I'm trying to think outside the box on this one, peeps - so I need your collective creative genius to come up with some great answers. Please help me out, I'll give you a cookie.